Saturday, February 19, 2011

TESTOSTERONE IGNITER

I usually have very busy and stressful weeks and when weekends arrive the only thing I want is to sleep in until noon. However, because of my new healthy routine I have to wake up every Saturday morning at 7 am. That's a nightmare since I always feel so exhausted and burned out from my lack of sleeps. This Saturday morning wasn't any different from all the previous one. I was feeling so weak and not wanting to push weights. Common!! Normal people usually sleep in on Saturday mornings!!


I was struggling so much and almost giving up but my roomate/trainer is always monitoring me and he noticed how weary I looked. He promptly offered me one of his favorite enhancers: THE TESTOSTERONE IGNITER!! He told me to pop one of those in and I would be ready to go.


Below is a picture of the friendly package.


I had no choice but to accept it since he was so enthusiastic about it. I mixed the strange blue powder with water. As soon as the powder touch the water on the glass,  effervescent bubbles emerged from the chemical reaction. A loud and ominous sound hissed from the cup. I have to confess I was a little hesitant to drink it.




I thought to my self. " Come on. I should trust my trainer!! He knows what he's talking about and all he is doing is helping me to embrace the burn." I went ahead and confidently drunk the hole cup in just one shot!


A strange, powerful but ticklish sensation took control of my hole body. It was as if I was going through a metamorphosis.


And then BOOM!!  Just like the disgusting caterpillars beautifully turn into  butterflies  I myself had being fully transformed into a bull. I felt the bull power inside of me!!


I'm so glad I confidently trusted my trainer. Once again I was able to embrace the burn with no doubt. He really knows what he's talking about and the Testosterone Enhancer really made my morning a very productive one. Many thanks to my wise trainer. He is making me into a real "big dog". :)

15 comments:

Gabby Zapata said...

Hahahah that gave me a good laugh. This is brilliant. Keep going! :)

Joseph Mingoo Lee said...

haha leo great post. i cant wait to see the new improved ripped leo matsuda :D

stefiecakes said...

Wow, it sounds pretty convenient to have a trainer that is also your roommate! I need one of those asap!

tek! said...

hahaha the classic 'predator' movie quote comes to mind: 'This stuff will turn you into a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus!'

Kendra Melton said...

motivating, haha, and that last image is hilarious.

Growth Hormone said...

Hello,

Testosterone is probably the most vital hormone coursing through a mans body. it is important for strength as well as overall fitness. Thank you...

Régis said...

Hahaha, that story is full of bull! And I DON'T mean bullshit. ;)

Awesome!

Alex said...

Leo!!!
Another hilarious story.
Great!
Até.

Adam said...

Your stuff is hilarious!! Very motivational.

Nate Villanueva said...

Get SWOLL bro!

Sandro Cleuzo said...

Great stuff, Leo!
I really laughed out loud at these drawings.
Good luck with the training too.

Carmen Hannibal said...

Hey Leo, just wanted to say that I think you have an awesome blog. I love your story drawings and I learn a lot from them (trying myself to go for storyboarding).

Ronan McDermott said...

Nice post. I also really like the Sherlock Holmes drawings. They are great.

Renae Su said...

expressive and fun characters, I quite like it!

Moro Rogers said...

Darn, I stop reading your blog for a while, and when I come back, you've got BULL POWER. Shame on me.