It is pretty annoying and takes me quite a while to delete all of them. I really had to pee so bad but I was determined to go through all that task before going to the bathroom, and then finally getting ready to go to bed.
I was curious about one of the spams. I opened it up and it revealed a freaky E.T on the screen. It was one of those stupid emails about "reptilians". Crazy theories saying that Gorge W. Bush or the Queen Elizabeth are E.Ts because of the size of their head or even their ears. I know...It sounds pretty retarded but after seeing that image I really freaked out.
In fact, I was so freaked out that I couldn't even go to the bathroom to pee. I jumped straight to my bed.
Scary thoughts started to pop in my head. I started imagining "what if those creatures really exist?" " What if George W Bush is really a reptilian and he will come to my room and eat me alive?" They could attack me from anywhere!! They could be staring at me through my window.
They could be underneath my bed ready to have me as an asian snack!
I was completely freaked out!! i couldn't even move. Yet, my bladder was exploding and I really needed to pee. I had to make a choice and quick!! but "What if a reptilian is waiting me on the hallway?" They could abduct me and insert a chip inside my brain. They could even transform me into a reptilian with a long head! Those were horrible fears to deal with but...
I resolutely decided to stand up like a man and face my fears. I stood up and started to firmly walk towards the bathroom.
It's one of those moments you really feel you are tough and strong. An incredible sense of pride came into myself.
When suddenly, I felt something touching my head....