I usually have very busy and stressful weeks and when weekends arrive the only thing I want is to sleep in until noon. However, because of my new healthy routine I have to wake up every Saturday morning at 7 am. That's a nightmare since I always feel so exhausted and burned out from my lack of sleeps. This Saturday morning wasn't any different from all the previous one. I was feeling so weak and not wanting to push weights. Common!! Normal people usually sleep in on Saturday mornings!!
I was struggling so much and almost giving up but my roomate/trainer is always monitoring me and he noticed how weary I looked. He promptly offered me one of his favorite enhancers: THE TESTOSTERONE IGNITER!! He told me to pop one of those in and I would be ready to go.
Below is a picture of the friendly package.
I had no choice but to accept it since he was so enthusiastic about it. I mixed the strange blue powder with water. As soon as the powder touch the water on the glass, effervescent bubbles emerged from the chemical reaction. A loud and ominous sound hissed from the cup. I have to confess I was a little hesitant to drink it.
I thought to my self. " Come on. I should trust my trainer!! He knows what he's talking about and all he is doing is helping me to embrace the burn." I went ahead and confidently drunk the hole cup in just one shot!
A strange, powerful but ticklish sensation took control of my hole body. It was as if I was going through a metamorphosis.
And then BOOM!! Just like the disgusting caterpillars beautifully turn into butterflies I myself had being fully transformed into a bull. I felt the bull power inside of me!!
I'm so glad I confidently trusted my trainer. Once again I was able to embrace the burn with no doubt. He really knows what he's talking about and the Testosterone Enhancer really made my morning a very productive one. Many thanks to my wise trainer. He is making me into a real "big dog". :)
Monday, February 14, 2011
Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I have been really busy with work, and also with my new healthy life style. I decided to start taking the gym seriously from now on and now I'm pushing super heavy weights. Hopefully in a few months I'll have a massive chest, super strong and ripped biceps and a sexy and meaty butt. I was always really skinny and never had an athletic body. This is being a really difficult challenge for me to overcome but I made the determination to become buffed this year. I have to eat crazy amounts of potatoes and read meat, besides dozens of protein scoops everyday. I haven't noticed any results yet but my trainer told me to trust the process. So here I am, working out my butt and trusting the process. The fundamental philosophy behind it is "Embrace the burn". Whenever I push weights I feel a very intense burn in my muscles. It hurts as hell and it's really discouraging but my trainer told me that's the only way to gain muscles. Every time we train he pumps me up with the following cry: "You gotta enjoy that burn, big dog!" I don't really enjoy this painful philosophy but I believe in my trainer so I'll keep embracing the burn!! I'll post the evolution of my body as it keep get bulked up with strong muscles so keep tuned!!